Friday 13 December 2013

I WENT FOR A WALK OMG WALKIES WALKIES WALKIES I SAW A SLUG ON DA WALK OMG AND THERE WAS GRASS AND TREES TOO

                                                                        HELLO

Hiya everybody!Soz i didn't write yesterday,blogger was glitching.But anyway,i have gooooood news!I WENT WALKIES IN DA OUTSIDE WORLD WITH MY OWNERS AND THEIR FRIENDS AND OMG IT WAS JUST LIKE SOOOO MUCH FUUUUUUN FIRST OF ALL I WRIGGLED AROUND IN THE CAR WHILE THEY DROVE THEN I WRIGGLED ROUND IN THE CAR WHILE THEY GOT OUT AND WENT SOMEWHERE LEAVING ME TOO WRIGGLE ROUND ON THE CAR FLOOR THEN THEY GOT BACK IN AND DROVE SOMEWHERE WHILE I WRIGGLED ROUND ON DA FLOOR THEN THEY GOT OUT AND GOT ME OUT OF THE CAR AND WE WENT OUTSIDE AND THERE WAS A BIG BUILDING AND A TREE AND I WENT TOO THE LOO THEN WE WALKED ON THIS PATH COVERED IN TINY SHARP STONES THEN WE WALKED PAST THIS BIN AND I SAW THIS SLUG AND IT WAS SOOOOO GROSS AND I POINTED AT IT AND WAS ALL LIKE "EWWWW GROSS LOOK A SLUG DON'T NO ONE STEP ON IT IT COULD LIKE EXPLODE EVERYWHERE AND COVER US ALL IN SLUG JUICE EWWWWWW IT SO LIKE TOTALLY GROSS LOOK HOW SLIMY IT IS EWWW LOOK ITS STOOD ON THAT BLADE OF GRASS GROSS DON'T NOBODY GO NEAR IT WHAT IF IT LICKS US AND WE DIE OF SLUG POISONING EWWWW"  AND THEN LATER ON ONCE I HAD GOT OVER THE GROSSNESS OF THAT SLUG I SAW SOME DUCKS AND I TRIED TO CHASE THEM BUT THE LEAD I WAS HOLDING MY OWNERS ON WASN'T LONG ENOUGH AND IT HURT MY NECK CAUSE THEY WERE DIGGING THEIR HEELS IN LIKE NAUGHTY OWNERS AND COMPLAINING SO I HAD TO STOP CHASING THE DUCKS AND I WAS ALL LIKE "FINE THEN I WON'T GET YOU A PERFECTLY GOOD MEAL NOOOO YOU CAN JUST SIT AND WHINE AT ME SO HAHAHAHAHA YOU WILL GO HUNGRY AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT" AND THEN WE WALKED THROUGH SOME MUD FOR A WHILE THEN WE CROSSED THIS LITTLE BRIDGE AND I TRIED TO CHASE SOME MORE DUCKS BUT MY OWNERS WOULDN'T LET ME AND THEN WE WALKED THROUGH MORE MUD AND THEN WE RAN ROUND ON A BRICK FLOOR AND THEN WE WENT BACK TO THE CAR AND GOT IN IT THEN WE DROVE OFF WHILE I WRIGGLED ROUND IN THE BOOT AND THEN THEY GOT OUT AND LEFT FOR A WHILE THEN CAME BACK AND ATE STUFF WHILE I WRIGGLED ROUND AND LICKED CRUMBS UP YUMMY YUMMY IN MY PLUMP TUMMY THEN THEY DROVE AGAIN AND WE GOT HOME AND I WENT TO BED AND THATS THE END.

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